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[20:13:03] 13@Croarmy : we need a US player and a canadian. [20:13:10] 11@Firmake : =) [20:13:11] 13@Croarmy : and a swede... [20:13:13] 11@Firmake : i want to talk .. [20:13:17] 13@Croarmy : my brother hates utopia [20:13:23] 11@Cedon : :D [20:13:24] 11@Cedon : LOL [20:13:30] 11@Cedon : well, we'll look for a swede [20:13:37] 11@Firmake : Cedon [20:13:39] 11@Firmake : be carefull [20:13:42] 11@Firmake : what swede you bring [20:13:48] 11@Firmake : =) [20:13:49] 11@Firmake : don`t want to cut your balls afther [20:13:58] 11@Cedon : hehehe [20:14:04] 11@Cedon : i'll bring one as dumb as Croarmy [20:14:12] 11@Cedon : and as skilled as a romanian [20:14:13] 11@Cedon : :D [20:14:18] 11@Firmake : =))))))) [20:14:19] 11@Firmake : Croarmy [20:14:30] 11@Firmake : let the question starts .. [20:14:38] 11@Firmake : lets say .. [20:14:44] 11@Firmake : i want to fuck a virgin .... [20:14:47] 11@Firmake : phone .. [20:14:49] 11@Firmake : bb in 2 min [20:14:50] 11@Cedon : =)))))))))) [20:14:51] 11@Cedon : =)))))))))) [20:14:52] 11@Cedon : =)))))))))) [20:14:52] 11@Cedon : =)))))))))) [20:14:55] 13@Croarmy : omfg [20:14:58] 11@Cedon : :D [20:15:08] 11@Cedon : Croarmy, u'r Dr Sex [20:15:09] 11@Cedon : =) [20:16:39] 11@Firmake : i want to tell this from beggining .. [20:16:50] 11@Cedon : LOL [20:16:57] 11@Cedon : he knows ur romanian, Firmake [20:17:00] 11@Cedon : dun worry [20:17:01] 11@Cedon : =) [20:17:01] 11@Firmake : ok Croarmy ?! [20:17:06] 11@Firmake : =)))) [20:17:23] 7@Firmake slaps Croarmy around a bit with a large trout [20:17:28] 11@Firmake : noob swede you there !?!? [20:18:22] 11@Firmake : ok ok .. lets put the damn question: what to do ... so my penis dosn`t hurt ?! =)))))))))))))))))))))))))))) [20:19:06] 11@Cedon : LOL [20:20:16] 11@Cedon : :)))))) [20:20:55] 11@Firmake : =))))))))))))))))) [20:27:34] 11@Firmake : cro .. [20:27:40] 11@Firmake : want & in DeM .. [20:28:19] 11@Cedon : =))))) [20:28:26] 13@Croarmy : why should your penis hurt ? [20:28:37] 13@Croarmy : thats noob Firmake [20:28:43] 13@Croarmy : penis never hurts ! [20:28:56] 11@Firmake : =) [20:28:56] 11@Firmake : never hurts bad ? [20:28:58] 11@Firmake : or what ?! [20:29:06] 11@Firmake : are you an idiot .. why mine hurts sometime ?! [20:29:45] 11@Cedon : he doesn't have a zipper [20:29:46] 11@Cedon : =) [20:30:01] 11@Firmake : Croarmy ... what we talk here .. keep it in this channel btw ... [20:30:09] 11@Firmake : hmmmmmmmmm [20:30:23] 11@Firmake : its dangerous to talk with you ...=))) [20:30:39] 13@Croarmy : do you have a tight foreskin ? [20:30:44] 11@Firmake : better to close the case ... [20:30:52] 13@Croarmy : that could hurt [20:31:01] 13@Croarmy : some guys have that problem. [20:31:14] 11@Firmake : tight foreskin ? ........ [20:31:18] 11@Firmake : hmmm .. [20:31:19] 11@Firmake : well ... [20:31:21] 13@Croarmy : when the skin is having a hard time coming over your dickhead [20:31:25] 11@Firmake : lets put it this way .. [20:31:37] 11@Firmake : a lot of guys told me that will hurt like hell when i will do it with a vergin [20:31:43] 13@Croarmy : they lie [20:31:50] 13@Croarmy : it will hurt her more.. [20:31:52] 11@Firmake : i never did with a vergin ... [20:31:55] 11@Firmake : so thats why im asking .. [20:31:55] 13@Croarmy : you wont suffer I swear [20:32:01] 13@Croarmy : ffs bring that virgin to me.. [20:32:02] 11@Firmake : yeah .. her more ... [20:32:04] 11@Firmake : hahhahahahaa [20:32:09] 11@Firmake : [20:32:12] 11@Firmake : promise ?! [20:32:12] 11@Firmake : =)) [20:32:15] 13@Croarmy : yes [20:32:19] 13@Croarmy : 100 % sure.. [20:32:22] 11@Firmake : LoL .. [20:32:33] 11@Firmake : well .. [20:32:33] 13@Croarmy : I would pay anythintg to fuck a virgin again [20:32:35] 11@Firmake : you know the dick ... [20:32:39] 11@Firmake : has something at the head ... [20:32:46] 13@Croarmy : a hat ? [20:32:47] 11@Cedon : [20:32:49] 11@Cedon : :))))))))) [20:32:50] 11@Cedon : :))))))))) [20:32:50] 11@Cedon : :))))))))) [20:32:51] 11@Firmake : a skin [20:32:56] 11@Cedon : foreskin [20:32:56] 13@Croarmy : foreskin [20:32:58] 11@Firmake : Cedon ... ata de la pula [20:33:00] 11@Firmake : tradu [20:33:00] 11@Firmake : =) [20:33:02] 11@Cedon : LOL [20:33:06] 11@Cedon : ce ata, ma? [20:33:10] 11@Cedon : e pielea aia [20:33:11] 11@Cedon : =) [20:33:15] 11@Cedon : foreskin [20:33:15] 11@Firmake : maaaa ....... [20:33:17] 11@Firmake : =)))))) [20:33:21] 11@Firmake : Croarmy give me a sec .. [20:33:25] 11@Firmake : to explain to cedon .. [20:33:30] 11@Firmake : what to translate .. [20:33:31] 7@Cedon is listening [20:33:35] 11@Firmake : ma ... [20:33:43] 11@Firmake : deci ... [20:33:46] 11@Firmake : hmmm ..... [20:33:50] 11@Cedon : =)) [20:33:52] 11@Firmake : capul ... pulii .. [20:33:55] 11@Cedon : asa [20:33:56] 11@Firmake : stai asa .. [20:33:59] 11@Cedon : LOL [20:34:01] 11@Firmake : sa imi adun cuvintele ... [20:34:01] 11@Cedon : faci poze? [20:34:04] 11@Cedon : =)) [20:34:05] 11@Firmake : LoL [20:34:07] 11@Firmake : =))))))))) [20:34:09] 11@Cedon : da ma.. [20:34:10] 11@Firmake : =))))))))) [20:34:10] 11@Firmake : =))))))))) [20:34:10] 11@Firmake : =))))))))) [20:34:10] 11@Firmake : =))))))))) [20:34:10] 11@Firmake : =))))))))) [20:34:10] 11@Firmake : =))))))))) [20:34:10] 11@Firmake : =))))))))) [20:34:12] 11@Cedon : cred ca stiu de ce zici.. [20:34:17] 11@Firmake : MA .. cand vrei sa belesti pula ... [20:34:21] 11@Cedon : LOL [20:34:23] 11@Firmake : tragi in jos de piele ... [20:34:30] 11@Firmake : dar este ceva ca o ata ... [20:34:31] 11@Firmake : sus [20:34:38] 11@Cedon : sau ma duc in 20s [20:34:38] 11@Firmake : si nu poti sa o belesti d tot LoL.. [20:34:40] 11@Firmake : =))))))) [20:34:40] 11@Firmake : =))))))) [20:34:40] 11@Firmake : =))))))) [20:34:41] 11@Cedon : si ma iau de lume [20:34:42] 11@Cedon : =) [20:34:51] 11@Firmake : INTELEGI ce vreau sa spun .. [20:34:53] 11@Cedon : da ma.. [20:34:56] 11@Cedon : Croarmy.. [20:34:59] 11@Cedon : u there, swede? [20:35:10] 11@Cedon : unfortunately i don't know the anatomic names ... [20:35:12] 11@Cedon : uhm [20:35:21] 11@Cedon : there somesort of skin [20:35:28] 11@Firmake : yes ... [20:35:32] 11@Cedon : at the down end of the dick head [20:35:33] 11@Cedon : ;) [20:35:39] 11@Firmake : =))))))))))) [20:35:40] 11@Cedon : in the front of the penis [20:35:41] 11@Firmake : =))))))))))) [20:35:42] 11@Cedon : =) [20:35:52] 11@Cedon : thats the fucking shit Firmake is talking about [20:35:57] 11@Firmake : and when you get the dick in the pussy ... it can brake that skin [20:36:00] 11@Firmake : then it will hurt [20:36:02] 11@Firmake : DAMN BAD [20:36:42] 13@Croarmy : yes, the string [20:36:48] 11@Firmake : =)) [20:36:48] 11@Cedon : LOL [20:36:50] 11@Cedon : :))))))) [20:36:52] 11@Firmake : right ... the string .. [20:36:54] 11@Cedon : ;) [20:36:57] 13@Croarmy : but it wont brake. [20:37:02] 11@Firmake : yep =)) [20:37:03] 13@Croarmy : it never does [20:37:09] 13@Croarmy : its a lie. [20:37:11] 11@Firmake : LOL ?!?!!?!!? [20:37:17] 11@Firmake : yes it dose ... [20:37:21] 13@Croarmy : you aint gonna fuck a virgin like a dog.. [20:37:28] 11@Firmake : i seened more then 3-4 noobs with that broked .. [20:37:28] 13@Croarmy : cause she aint gonna fall for that [20:37:38] 13@Croarmy : so you gotta be carefull.. and then it can never brake [20:37:55] 11@Firmake : interesting [20:37:55] 13@Croarmy : just make sure the pussy is wet [20:37:59] 11@Cedon : " [20:38:02] 13@Croarmy : if its wet its gonna work nice [20:38:04] 11@Firmake : wet ?! [20:38:07] 11@Cedon : u guys look at eachotherr's dicks? [20:38:07] 13@Croarmy : yes.. [20:38:08] 11@Cedon : :)))))))) [20:38:13] 11@Cedon : Croarmy [20:38:15] 13@Croarmy : she gotta be nice wet and slippery [20:38:15] 11@Firmake : hahahahahahaha LoL =)))) [20:38:16] 11@Cedon : he can use lube [20:38:18] 11@Firmake : OF COURSE NOOB CEDON [20:38:23] 11@Cedon : it's recommnded to use lube [20:38:24] 11@Cedon : -) [20:38:29] 13@Croarmy : lube is gay. [20:38:33] 11@Cedon : hahaha [20:38:38] 11@Cedon : no, Croarmy.. [20:38:39] 13@Croarmy : just spit in your hand and rub it in. [20:38:43] 11@Cedon : LOL [20:38:44] 11@Cedon : :))))))))))) [20:38:46] 11@Firmake : cedon .. i don`t take a dick in hand and look at it ... i juse seend ffs =) [20:38:46] 11@Cedon : :))))))))))) [20:38:47] 11@Cedon : :))))))))))) [20:38:47] 11@Cedon : :))))))))))) [20:38:53] 11@Firmake : [20:38:54] 11@Firmake : LoLHHAHAHAAHAHA [20:38:56] 11@Cedon : :))))))))))) [20:38:56] 11@Cedon : :))))))))))) [20:38:57] 11@Cedon : :))))))))))) [20:38:59] 13@Croarmy : who the hell is gonna look for a tube of lube in the middle of everything [20:39:03] 13@Croarmy : spit is allways there [20:39:05] 11@Firmake : =) [20:39:07] 11@Cedon : LOL [20:39:08] 11@Cedon : :) [20:39:10] 11@Cedon : nice point [20:39:12] 11@Cedon : Firmake [20:39:12] 11@Firmake : why don`t i lick it ffs [20:39:15] 11@Firmake : =) [20:39:20] 13@Croarmy : yeah that works also.. [20:39:22] 11@Cedon : if it will be really romantic.. [20:39:26] 11@Cedon : "stai fa" [20:39:26] 11@Firmake : =) [20:39:28] 13@Croarmy : if you are pussyeater that is [20:39:29] 11@Cedon : "hhhhhptiu!" [20:39:30] 11@Cedon : :) [20:39:41] 11@Firmake : LoLHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHA [20:39:44] 11@Firmake : LoLHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHA [20:39:46] 11@Firmake : LoLHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHA [20:39:46] 11@Firmake : LoLHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHA [20:39:46] 11@Firmake : LoLHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHA [20:39:52] 11@Firmake : Croarmy [20:39:58] 13@Croarmy : What if she didnt wash her ass before you lick her ? [20:39:59] 11@Firmake : im not a pussyyeater ... [20:40:06] 11@Cedon : LOL [20:40:08] 11@Firmake : =)) [20:40:14] 11@Cedon : [20:40:17] 11@Firmake : Croarmy nobody dosn`t suck nothing .. [20:40:19] 11@Cedon : u do rimjobs, Croarmy? [20:40:20] 11@Cedon : =) [20:40:20] 13@Croarmy : Better to spit in the hand [20:40:23] 13@Croarmy : and rub in the dick [20:40:29] 13@Croarmy : and then fuck her slowly [20:40:32] 11@Cedon : Firmake [20:40:36] 11@Cedon : cooking oil [20:40:37] 11@Cedon : ;) [20:40:43] 11@Firmake : =)))))))))))))))))))) [20:40:47] 11@Firmake : hmmm ... [20:40:52] 13@Croarmy : go for spit.. [20:40:57] 13@Croarmy : saliva [20:40:58] 13@Croarmy : =) [20:40:59] 11@Cedon : u stick ur dick inside the bottle [20:41:05] 11@Cedon : then u use it [20:41:06] 11@Firmake : =) [20:41:06] 11@Cedon : ;p [20:41:08] 13@Croarmy : I have had sex since before you guys was born.. [20:41:08] 11@Cedon : then u cook [20:41:09] 11@Cedon : -) [20:41:16] 13@Croarmy : I know wtf I am talking about [20:41:16] 11@Firmake : Lol Croarmy [20:41:18] 11@Firmake : true ... [20:41:25] 13@Croarmy : I was 14 first time. [20:41:28] 11@Firmake : but it dosn`t hurt ... [20:41:31] 13@Croarmy : now I am soon 34 [20:41:39] 13@Croarmy : so for 20 years I have had sex [20:41:41] 11@Cedon : how soon? [20:41:43] 11@Firmake : really Croarmy ?!!!??! at 14 me 2 =) hhehe .. [20:41:52] 13@Croarmy : did that hurt Firmake =) [20:41:53] 11@Firmake : before i got to high school .. [20:42:07] 11@Firmake : lol Croarmy .. she wasn`t a fucking virgin .... [20:42:12] 11@Firmake : it hurt .. but it felt good .... [20:42:14] 13@Croarmy : doesnst matter [20:42:18] 11@Firmake : she was a little "big" [20:42:19] 11@Firmake : =) [20:42:21] 11@Firmake : hooker ;p [20:42:30] 13@Croarmy : lol.. like a bucket of warm water [20:42:36] 11@Firmake : =)))))))))) [20:42:37] 11@Firmake : Lol ... [20:42:42] 11@Firmake : NOt really ... [20:42:51] 11@Firmake : well .. never fucked a virgin.. [20:42:58] 13@Croarmy : be carefull with the hookers.. they got STD [20:43:09] 13@Croarmy : 90 % of them anyway [20:43:16] 11@Firmake : im with a virgin atm (shes my GF ) and if i will do it with her ... to know who will scream more =) [20:43:17] 11@Firmake : me or her [20:43:19] 11@Firmake : Lol [20:43:32] 13@Croarmy : well nobody will scream.. [20:43:39] 13@Croarmy : the screaming comes later [20:43:44] 13@Croarmy : you both gonna be nervous [20:43:55] 13@Croarmy : its not gonna be good until after 5 - 6 times [20:44:04] 13@Croarmy : its allways like that [20:44:09] 13@Croarmy : and you better tell her that [20:44:29] 11@Firmake : well .. i will fuck her in 1 night 5-6 times .. so TOM to be better Lol .. jk ... i know about that .. [20:44:38] 13@Croarmy : tell her... first time its gonna hurt some for you.. and second time will hurt also.. but less then the first time.. [20:44:47] 13@Croarmy : and everytime after that will be better and better [20:45:05] 11@Firmake : but i heard that boys are in pain afther the fucking part .. like 2 days .. the dick is red and it hurts when you pii [20:45:07] 13@Croarmy : that way you wont scare her away [20:45:15] 13@Croarmy : no.. thats a lie Firmake [20:45:23] 13@Croarmy : an urban myth [20:45:36] 11@Firmake : well i understand 1 man lies .. but 10 ppl .. [20:45:38] 11@Firmake : ?! [20:45:46] 11@Firmake : in diffret days diffrent parts ... [20:45:48] 11@Firmake : of the city .. [20:46:11] 13@Croarmy : well if you didnt know better you would have told the next guy the same thing.. cause you heard it from 10 guys.. and they you all would have been 11 liers [20:46:39] 11@Firmake : and i talked with other girls about this 2 .. and they told how they got fucked .. and her boifriend (long time ago ) was in payne more then her afther that ... [20:46:42] 13@Croarmy : I can promise you it wont hurt as long as you keep the dick wet [20:47:11] 13@Croarmy : make is really slippery [20:47:20] 11@Firmake : =) [20:47:31] 13@Croarmy : and make sure pussy is wet also.. [20:47:37] 13@Croarmy : then its 100 % succes [20:47:56] 11@Firmake : so .. i will start from this night to get saliva into a bucket ... so when the moment comes .. to have lot of saliva Lol .. jk .. [20:48:14] 11@Firmake : how many virgin did you fucked cro ?! [20:49:54] 13@Croarmy : 2 [20:50:03] 13@Croarmy : my first GF [20:50:03] 11@Firmake : 2?? [20:50:07] 13@Croarmy : and one when I was 16 [20:50:11] 13@Croarmy : only 2 [20:50:20] 11@Firmake : you .. the fucking machine .. only 2 .. [20:50:22] 11@Firmake : hmm .. [20:50:32] 13@Croarmy : thing is Firmake the older you get the harder for you to find a virgin [20:50:32] 11@Firmake : then i must work to beat your record =) [20:50:46] 11@Firmake : yeah thats true .. [20:50:59] 13@Croarmy : I am 34 now.. to find a virgin I need to look for girls at 15.. and that you dont do in my age.. [20:51:14] 13@Croarmy : but if you are 15 years old.. its easy [20:51:23] 13@Croarmy : there is girls in your age everywhere [20:51:35] 11@Firmake : even 18 years .. until you get 20 .. and then yes its hard .. [20:51:58] 13@Croarmy : lol. [20:52:00] 11@Firmake : =) [20:52:01] 11@Firmake : LoL .. [20:52:32] 11@Firmake : well .... hey. GF is on the door.. thanks for the help.. bbl [20:52:53] 13@Croarmy : gl have a nice day ! |
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